Quotes From "To Money And A Tv" By Larry Gent

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I was wrong. Now that I think about it, if I had said those words to a now-ex back in my twenties, I would probably be married right now. Larry Gent
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When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which causes more tears. It's a vicious cycle Larry Gent
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Did I just create Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do people care enough about me to even write Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do I get royalty checks for slash fiction? Probably not. Larry Gent